Pay like it’s a privilege… because it is.

Sending a tribute is the only way to prove you understand your place. Cash, coffee, or designer luxuries.

I accept and love them all.

But the ones I remember are thoughtful, intentional, and a little indulgent. The minimum to be acknowledged is $50. But if you want to be remembered, do your best to impress. Remember: a good first impression can earn you extra good boy points.