10 Ways to Make Me Smile Today (And 10 Ways to Make Me Disgusted)

Every day you wake up with a choice: make me smile, or make me gag at your pathetic existence. Your words, your actions, your tributes, they all reveal exactly what kind of sub you are. Some of you are desperate to please me. Others are delusional enough to think you can slack off and still earn my attention.

Consider this your ultimate checklist: study it, memorise it, and decide which list you’ll end up on today. Because I’m watching, and I always remember who’s worthy, and who’s worthless.

🖤 10 Ways to Make Me Smile Today

1. Pay for My Pilates Class — So I can keep my body perfect while you sweat bullets hoping to impress me.

2. Buy Me New Lingerie — Imagine me wearing it, knowing you’ll never touch what you paid for.

3. Spoil Me with Shoes — My feet deserve luxury as I walk all over betas like you.

4. Send a Morning Tribute Without Prompt — Prove your devotion before I even open my eyes.

5. Compliment My Beauty While Paying — Praise means nothing without payment; combine both.

6. Sponsor My Self-Care — Facials, massages, or skincare—your money makes me glow.

7. Offer a Guilt-Free Coffee Fund — A pampered goddess drinks only what her subs provide.

8. Write Me an Obedience Affirmation or Love Letter of Devotion — DM or post lines like “My wallet belongs to you, Goddess.”

9. Send a Tribute Just Because You Miss Me — True addicts can’t go a day without worship.

10. Promise to Outdo Yourself Tomorrow — Tell me exactly how you’ll top today’s tribute.

🩸 10 Ways to Make Me Disgusted Today

1. Asking for Free Content — I’m not a charity; your desperation doesn’t entitle you.

2. Whining About Your Finances — My pleasure isn’t your burden to share.

3. Sending Pathetic “Hi” Messages Without Tribute — Every word without cash is wasted breath.

4. Promising Payment Later — I own your now; your future is irrelevant.

5. Complaining About My Prices — My worth isn’t up for negotiation.

6. Bragging About Past Tributes — Yesterday’s tribute means nothing today.

7. Offering “Deals” or Negotiating — There are no bargains in my empire.

8. Being Silent After My Command — Disobedience earns punishment or exile.

9. Begging for Attention Without Earning It — Pay, then maybe I’ll notice you.

10. Trying to Dominate Me Back — Your place is beneath me; forget that and you forfeit everything.

Which list will you choose today?